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[joinsparty]

something here later

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[joinsparty]

I have never seen anything so sturdy! Whatever this place was made of should be studied and replicated!

[sarkazm]

Wouldn't matter. They'd start making weapons out of it, too-- which would be pretty great to have right now!

[RADIATING FRUSTRATION.]

[joinsparty]

I do not believe they would. This would defeat the purpose of having stable city-planning that can better endure daily conflicts.

[ her world is deranged enough that she's right, but that really doesn't sound correct. ]

[sarkazm]

Daily? What kind of conflicts are they building cities like that for?

[joinsparty]

Well... There are occasionally criminals, of course, who cause destruction for evil reasons. But there are also ordinary day-to-day conflicts. Misunderstandings and miscommunications. The city must be prepared for the ensuing gunfire.

[sarkazm]

... you know, this city of yours doesn't sound that bad!

[holy shit.]

[joinsparty]

Kivotos is a wonderful place. If you can come see it when we are done here, I would be happy to give you a tour!

[sarkazm]

Does everyone there carry weapons like yours? Or is that thing an outlier?

[joinsparty]

The Sword of Light is a unique weapon that only The Chosen One can wield. But every girl has their own gun.

[sarkazm]

Chosen for what?

[joinsparty]

To be a Hero.

[sarkazm]

Oh yeah? What's a "hero" even do in a place like that? Sounds like everybody can settle their own scores.

[joinsparty]

I am a Hero because I choose to be a Hero. I help those in need and vanquish evil foes!

[sarkazm]

Evil foes like...?

[joinsparty]

Raid bosses from another dimension!

[sarkazm]

Is that really a problem you run into?

[joinsparty]

Not regularly. But it has happened once, recently.

[sarkazm]

So you... decided to be a hero just in case it ever happened, and then you got lucky?

[joinsparty]

... I chose to change my class to Hero because I want to be a Hero. I did not want to be anything else anymore.

[sarkazm]

Changed, huh.

So what were you before?

[joinsparty]

I was... created to be The Demon King.

[sarkazm]

Haha. There's not always anything wrong with that, you know.

[but then, the king of their "devils" is probably a completely different matter.]

Created to be, though?

[joinsparty]

But I do not wish to harm my allies. I do not wish to hurt anyone.

[ what question. she didn't hear a question. don't worry about it. ]

[sarkazm]

No one? Can't avoid that with that "sword" of yours, girl. Heroes gotta hurt whoever they fight too.

[joinsparty]

... Small skirmishes and boss fights are a different matter...!

[ OK ]